I remember the days when the hardest thing I had to do at work was put together shopping pages. Shopping pages are brill. Is there a job where you can just make shopping pages?

1) Saint Laurent by way of Zara slip dress, £45.99; 2) Topshop neon muppet coat, £89;  3) The ‘ultra furry’ beanie, £18; 4) Maria Francesca Pepe’s earrings from my brain in 1996, £173; 5) A Topshop bag that looks like a very comfy seat, £28; 6) Hoo-rah Shellys London is back shoes, £85