Fur Coat, No Knickers

The amazing Kris Atomic has already covered the hair at Jeremy Scott’s autumn/winter 2011 collection better than I could – complete with a spectacular illustration – but I wouldn’t be doing my duty as a hair journalist if I didn’t post a few pictures.

I mean, Snob is just the ideal finishing touch.

Pics from Dazed Digital!

Does this mean the Topshop Unique show will be 20s-themed? The invite SURE LOOKS LIKE IT. Didn’t think it could get much better than last season’s tie-dye, candy floss spectacular but we shall see. Roll on 3pm Sunday – don’t forget you can watch the live stream of the show here!

Bravissimo got in touch with me recently, asking if I’d like to come in for a fitting. I’ve not had a proper bra fitting since uni and despite the fact I’ve gained about two dress sizes (not to mention numerous years) since, I’m still gooning around in the same old size bras. Much like getting a carbon monoxide tester, getting fitted for a bra is just something I kept putting off. Like a lot of women I just chose a size that sounded nice and normal and stuck to it. My boobs aren’t big enough to be a size that affects my clothing choice/lifestyle, all my bras seemed to fit ok, so… why bother, I guess?

The thing is, I know full well that getting a well-fitting bra is important – it affects your posture, your back, your breast tissue, how your clothes look and fit… Why leave that to some years old, rounded-up-to-an-even-number size?

So – I went for my fitting.

Bravissimo don’t use tape measures, it’s all done by sight and feel (that’s the feel of the bra on you, not the fitter having a feel…). Michelle, my designated bra-guru did a cracking job of sizing me up, making me feel totally comfortable, and ultimately giving me a bra that fits and supports adequately. I learnt how to put on a bra properly, which after about 15 years has been a revelation. I’ve also gone from a 34C (that old chestnut size that everyone goes for) to a 32DD – who knew? Oh, and I found out that your back supports 80% of your boobs, which is why it’s so important to make sure the back fits properly.

Bravissimo don’t rush you, come out with any sales pitch, or flog you bras just to get you in and out quickly. They take their time, let you try on every bra in the shop (sorry about that), and genuinely care about making sure you leave with a bra that fits comfortably and makes your boobs look rad. Oh, and it’s not just about big boobs, which is what I assumed before today.

Go get your boobs measured at Bravissumo, tell ‘em I sent you.

Disclaimer: Bravissimo bra fittings are free for everyone, with no obligation to buy. I was invited by the PR though, and got a free bra – as well as my extra cup sizes.

This is Alexander Wang’s niece. Just FYI.

I don’t rate her columns much, but Eva Wiseman certainly has an eye for vintage Chanel. This choker that she tweeted about t’other day is the stuff of dreams. My obsession for ostentatious gold 80s costume jewellery is getting out of hand, isn’t it?

Great Gatsby for the NES. This is the best thing to happen to platform gaming since the Addams Family.

PLAY HERE

I found Alexander Wang massively underwhelming last season, so there was a big sigh of relief (and an even bigger swoon) when I saw his fall/winter 2011 collection. I am, happily, a woman possessed. It’s brill.

More of that totally 90s happy combination of lashings of cream satin contrasted perfectly against woolly angora, furry accessories, Swarovski-encrusted skinny pink trousers, and that quilted leather-look cape… I love it all. I love the patent petrol loafers, the furry headband sunglasses, the heavy metal wrist/ring cuffs. Wang, you are officially back in my good books. Organs will promptly be sold.

For Iso‘s birthday spectacular this weekend, I wore my Antipodium dress. Was feeling pretty cool until BYOB by System of a Down made its way on to the pre-party playlist. Daron; where’d you get that hat? Would be the perfect accompaniment…

Miss Havisham was the inspiration for Probal Gurung’s fall/winter 2011 collection and although the impact of everyone’s favourite spinster might not be immediately evident, there are some rather nice little hints at her influence. A bit of a disintegrating hem here, a bit of washed-out colour there, an overall feel of faded grandeur and a slight state of déshabillé throughout.

Probal Gurung is already a red carpet favourite, and it’s easy to imagine most of this collection getting an airing at some swanky event or other.

On another note, I’m delighted to see that the 90s trend is still going strong – the draped pastel silk and furry jacket combination is one of my all time favourites. Kenickie, Courtney Love and Amanda de Cadanet, Shampoo et al have a lot to answer for.

PS Hate the tights, hate the shoes.

I’ve been a keen fan of United Bamboo ever since Twin did a project with them at some point in… maybe… the third year at uni? They make such lovely wearable clothes that you could just wear straight from the catwalk, head-to-toe. Fashionista called this collection a one-stop wardrobe. I agree! Navy, school jumper grey and white – what a tasteful combination.

The peacoats are incredible; glad to see shearling hanging around, but in a more tasteful fashion – and let’s talk about that model’s perfect bob. Who is she??