1. Drunk in Love, the emoji version.

2. An easy-peasy-pizzay manicure.

3. What city skylines would look like without light pollution. Clue: ooooooh

4. A handy metalcore workout playlist.

5. Before Iggy Pop takes up residency on 6Music, Jarvis Cocker presents an entire show dedicated to the wriggling rock god. Tune in on Sunday, is gon be good!

6. The Goodhood Store‘s roundup of videos for International Women’s Day features pretty much every woman that I admire. So that’s awesome.

7. A closer look at the Chanel supermarket.

8. Weird Barbies that time forgot.

9. A Wes Anderson film/style retrospective.

10. Sweet Child O’Mine as a New Orleans-style jazz standard. Amazing! (Via Ben Kay)

HIYA!

1. David Byrne doing a cover of Biz Markie’s Just a Friend. It’s amazing. Watch it, sing along, feel happy all Friday.
2. “Be wary of blue shoes.” Shockingly bad advice from Seventeen.
3. I want to hang each of these on my wall. Of my fantasy study.
4. Tabitha Denholm’s film about the Creole Cowboys is brill. “They’re like mods with their scooters,” she says. ” These dudes are so proud of their horses. They customize them, paint their hooves, plait their hair.”
5. Five decades of amazing Cher outfits.

1. Emoji IRL. Eagerly anticipating the emoji poo reenactment.

2. Sheffield is number 22 on the NY Times list of places to go in 2014. Because of its pubs. This had better not make the rents go up, eh?

3. The Montague Arms is being reinvented. This is big news for SE London dwellers, lovers of taxidermy and beer fans. Although maybe not so much of the middle one anymore. RIP.

4. The Muppets take on internet commenters.

5. People reenacting viral gifs. Please can you find more of these for me?

6. WITCH (We In This Club are Hellcats), SWAMI (Subtle Women Are Most Intriguing), JERKS (Junior Elite Receive Kind Servicemen), ZANY (Zealous, Adorable, Nice and Yummy), JILTS (Jump In Line To Smooch). More about these brilliantly-named oldey-timey girl gangs can be found here!

1. The pug version of Home Alone is a thing of wonder. (The pug version of Elf isn’t bad either.)

2. “Mouse eats scorpions and howls at the moon” – and New Scientists other top ten animal moments of the year.

3. Football mascots observing moments of silence.

4. Did you see that the British Library had added a million pictures from their archives to Flickr? Hats off to whichever intern was responsible for pressing upload all those times. I like this guy!

5. Turn your volume up then open this soundmap of New York in the 1920s. Thrilling!

1. Ru Paul and Elvira in a car. The latest (and most topical) edition of the Ru Paul Drives… series. I also recommend the Henry Rollins one, obviously.

2. Go Book Yourself is a nice book recommendation Tumblr. A nice option if you’ve read everything on my Good Reads list already.

3. The Ohio State University marching band are insanely great. I nearly missed a meeting and cried because of their videos once this week.

4. Did you know that three quarters of the cast of The Craft reunited this week? Well, they did.

5. This goth style guide is not just great, it features a wonderful bit of animation. (Thanks, Silv!)

”If you’re doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing. His word isn’t worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to f*** you on the deal.”

1. Advice for young people from William S Burroughs, my fave. [via Teenage]

2. Why do top chefs listen to heavy metal when they’re cooking? Not a joke, but in fact a piece of research.

3. As Tumblr gains 50 billion posts (and a search function that works!!), here’s one of the best sites I’ve found recently; Expert Cosmo Tips. [Via @AmyOdell]

4. And also, Twitter Douchebags.

5. The Rookie ghost prom playlist is the best Halloween playlist I’ve heard yet.

1. The Day My Kid Went Punk – this is amazing

2. The 50 Most Controversial T-Shirts of All Time

3. I know y’all don’t love it as much as me, but the Duck Dynasty Drinking Game looks like a good way to spend an evening.

4. The Logo Strikes Back - interesting piece by Susie Bubble on the revival of typographic fashion.

5. White Women, Black Hairstyles - nice shoot from the fantastic NaturallyCurly.com exploring corporate attitudes to natural hair.

6. And finally… Who Said It? Morrissey or Alan Partridge

Black metal fans playing in the snow – thanks, Pete!

1. The sexiest thing I’ve ever seen? Bruce Springsteen (and Jimmy Fallon) as Neil Young, performing Sexy and I Know It

2. Every single ‘what ho!’ uttered by Hugh Laurie as Bertie Wooster in the Jeeves & Wooster telly series (crying out for a remix)

3. How a screen-printing nun changed the course of modern art

4. I know not everyone loves Ernest Hemingway (hell, I love his books and even I find myself struggling to like the guy) but I definitely wanna smell this Hem perfume

5. Cher on how it felt to hold Lady Gaga’s meat purse

1. Classical sculptures dressed up like hipsters

2. Do fictional characters need to be likeable?

3. I’m so excited that Antipodium’s Geoffrey Finch is joining Topshop!

4. Do you know what a huff-quack is?

5. That Kate Moss single.

6. Oh and this is what the Philly punk scene looked like in the 1980s. I.e. Awesome.

1. Sexual Healing in brass

2. If Cher from Clueless had Instagram…

3. A partial, but by no means exhaustive, list of egg references in the works of P G Wodehouse

4. Neat vintage beauty pageant photos

5. AW MY GOD, Ja’Mie: Private School Girl… will this be the best comedy of all time? I have high hopes.