Let’s take a break from fashion for a minute and consider Axl Rose. Once upon a time, Axl looked like this:
Babe central, ability to knock dead an entire stadium of women with just one squeak of his leather trousers, right?
I know what you’re thinking. That’s Meatloaf at a costume party. Reader, it isn’t. That’s Axl. Metal Hammer provided an excellent commentary, with highlights including the exceptional picture caption, ‘Appetite For Liposuction’. What the hell happened? I haven’t been this disappointed since he got cornrows.