Let’s take a break from fashion for a minute and consider Axl Rose. Once upon a time, Axl looked like this:
Babe central, ability to knock dead an entire stadium of women with just one squeak of his leather trousers, right?
Axl has changed. Prepare yourself, because this pretty much blew my mind right out of my ears and onto my computer screen and I wouldn’t want the same to happen to you. Here goes:
I know what you’re thinking. That’s Meatloaf at a costume party. Reader, it isn’t. That’s Axl. Metal Hammer provided an excellent commentary, with highlights including the exceptional picture caption, ‘Appetite For Liposuction’. What the hell happened? I haven’t been this disappointed since he got cornrows.