Old Big Brains (as I lovingly call dearest Harriet) not only gets to write about food and correct people’s spelling at work, she also has time to write about Special Things on the website. Today she tracked down these insane Paperself cut-out false eyelashes which probably even beat Shu Uemura to the award for Outstanding Contribution to the World of Creative Lashes. Little horses on your eyes?? Why the dickens not? The other ones are supposed to be peach blossoms, but surely I’m not alone in seeing a little rabbit’s face… am I? If you want to stick little bits of paper in the shape of horses to your eyes (WHO DOESN’T?), you can pick them at Luna and Curious for £10-12, depending on size. Here’s what you’d look like, probably: wowser.