Gala Darling posted these crystal harnesses on her blog recently, and while they are ludicrously impractical for anyone whose job involves commuting on two trains with a ten minute pause at West Croydon, they are still A-Mazing.
The creation of (In)Decorous Taste, these trinkets are a like the bastard child of a chandelier and a boot strap. If you kicked someone in the nuts with these, they’d probably say thank you. That, or, ‘what the fuck are those things on your shoes?’
I dunno. I like them though!