Things Tatler taught me: the pop-up hot dog toaster

My new-found love of Tatler is generally met with eyebrow-raising at best, sneering at worst – but the latest issue has taught me something pretty invaluable. Not which precocious young fellow from the Home Counties was crowned Teen Tatler (Michael Woods), not which lucky creature is pet of the month (Paul Daniels’ rabbit), not whose side I should be on in the Goldsmith vs Rothschild divorce (unsure)… nope, the most important thing I discovered this month was the existence of the NOSTALGIA ELECTRICS POP-UP HOT DOG TOASTER.

Boy do I love hot dogs.

Would owning this £18 contraption make me a) the happiest girl in the world b) the most unhealthy girl in the world  c) two stone heavier or d) all of the above, fuck yeah?

[You can buy it here]