Been a while, huh? What better way to reignite my brain than with this amazing Sam Taylor t-shirt, which I just saw my buddy post on Instagram. So, so good. You can buy your own Patrick Bartman here.

To be worn underneath this vintage jumper from Rokit which I bagged earlier this year;

And on top of these shorts which I’ve been pondering despite my advanced years and big bum;

While listening to this;

Sweet.