(For the other old bastards who stay in on a Friday night. More on which to come, along with some other explanations, tomorrow.)
1. Emoji IRL. Eagerly anticipating the emoji poo reenactment.
2. Sheffield is number 22 on the NY Times list of places to go in 2014. Because of its pubs. This had better not make the rents go up, eh?
5. People reenacting viral gifs. Please can you find more of these for me?
6. WITCH (We In This Club are Hellcats), SWAMI (Subtle Women Are Most Intriguing), JERKS (Junior Elite Receive Kind Servicemen), ZANY (Zealous, Adorable, Nice and Yummy), JILTS (Jump In Line To Smooch). More about these brilliantly-named oldey-timey girl gangs can be found here!