Lacoste Nubuck bowling shoes are the dream

YEGOD.

Maybe I’ve been sitting in this office with the sun beating down on my face for too long, but I think these may very well be the nicest shoes I’ve seen all year. The perforations remind me of bowling shoes (as in crown green bowls, not the ten pin kind) and the sensible heel probably won’t give old gammy knee any gyp either. Alas when I used the Lacoste store locator on their website, it told me my nearest stockist was in Rochdale. Hmm.

Lacoste Nubuck, £???